On this, the first day of April, my pick is a real treat. This is a citrus expression of the white spirits family. Distilled by drunk communist Cuban children and aged quite sparingly in oak casks.
Nose: Stiff lemon raunch with a vulcanized rubber burn.
Taste: I get lemon, but it still tastes like white rum. I suppose this was what they were going for. According to the officials, there's also lime and grapefruit mixed in there.
Finish: Surely it's safe to say that I didn't finish it.
Overall: If you find this item among your bottle collection, god help you, but there is hope. First check the fridge for beer, and if the liquor store is closed, go to the store and get some juice to drown it with. For the less conservative sorts, the toilet is well designed for disposing of this sour toxin.
Nose: Stiff lemon raunch with a vulcanized rubber burn.Taste: I get lemon, but it still tastes like white rum. I suppose this was what they were going for. According to the officials, there's also lime and grapefruit mixed in there.
Finish: Surely it's safe to say that I didn't finish it.
Overall: If you find this item among your bottle collection, god help you, but there is hope. First check the fridge for beer, and if the liquor store is closed, go to the store and get some juice to drown it with. For the less conservative sorts, the toilet is well designed for disposing of this sour toxin.
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Oh Christ! WHY!?
I suppose you could mix it w/ something and give it to your gf!?
Ryan, you are the April Fool!
I prefer the French equivalent: Poisson d' avril....